Absolutely Fabulous (Rollo Our Tribe Tongue-In-Cheek Mix)

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Lyrics
Edina: Lights! Models! Guest list! Just do your best, darling.
Absolutely fabulous
We’re absolutely fabulous
Patsy: Darling, you are a fabulous, wonderful individual…
Edina: Oh thank you, darling.
Patsy: …and remember; I’ve known you longer than your daughter.
Edina: Champers all right for you, Pats?
Patsy: Lovely, Sweetie.
Edina: Shall we finish off the beluga or shall we have
some smoked salmon and nibbly things?
Patsy: Oh, whatever; Sweetie.
Edina: All right, we’ll finish off the beluga.
Patsy: Dull, soulless dance music.
Edina: Bip bip bip. Bop bop bop.
Patsy: Dull, soulless dance music.
Edina: Ride on time, ride on time. Techno, techno, bloody techno, darling!
Absolutely fabulous
(Edina: That’s fabulous, darling)
we’re absolutely fabulous
(Patsy: That’s fabulous. Edina: Good.)
Edina: Chanel, Dior; Lagerfeld, Givenchy,
Gaultier; darling. Names, names, names! Harper’s,
Tatler; English Vogue, American Vogue, French
Vogue, bloody Aby-bloody-ssinian bloody Vogue,
darling! Lacroix, Sweetie, Lacroix. Lacroix, Sweetie,
Lacroix. Sweetie! Sweetie! Sweetie! Sweetie! Absolutely fabulous
(Edina: Pump up the
volume!)
We’re absolutely fabulous
(Edina: Just put the needle on the record.)
Absolutely fabulous
(Edina: Pump up the volume!)
We’re absolutely fabulous
(Edina: Are you ready for this, Sweetie?)
Edina: Ong, plong, kerplinky, plong. Ong, plong, kerplinky, plong. Ong,
plong, kerplinky, plong. I’m chanting as we speak, bye, bye, darling.
Ong, plong, kerplinky, plong. Ong, plong, kerplinky, plong. Ong, plong,
kerplinky, plong. Sweetie! Sweetie! Sweetie! Sweetie! Ong, plong, kerplinky,
plong. Ong, plong, kerplinky, plong. Ong, plong, kerplinky, plong.
I’m chanting as we speak, bye, bye, darling. Ong, plong, kerplinky,
plong. Ong, plong, kerplinky, plong. Ong, plong, kerplinky, plong.
Champers all right for you, Pats?
Patsy: Oh, he was just a windscreen washer I picked up at the traffic
lights. Bums so tight he was bouncing off the walls.
Edina: Bye, Pats. Lacroix, Sweetie. Lacroix,
Sweetie. Lacroix, Sweetie. La-La-La-Lacroix.
Absolutely fabulous
(Edina: Let the music lift you up, darling!)
We’re absolutely fabulous
(Patsy:
Dull, soulless dance music.)
Absolutely fabulous
(Edina: It’s the bloody Pet Shop Boys, Sweetie.)
We’re absolutely fabulous
(Edina: Are you ready for this, Sweetie?)
Edina: Ong, plong, kerplinky, plong. Ong, plong, kerplinky, plong.
Ong, plong, kerplinky, plong. I’m chanting as we speak, bye, bye,
darling. Ong, plong, kerplinky, plong. Ong, plong, kerplinky, plong.
Ong, plong, kerplinky, plong. Sweetie! Sweetie! Sweetie! Sweetie!
Patsy: It’s fabulous.
Edina: Good. Thank you
Source: LyricFind
Songwriters: Christopher Lowe / Neil Tennant
Absolutely Fabulous lyrics © Kobalt Music Publishing Ltd.

A show brilliant in its uncensored bad behaviour and satirical humour, this programme features Edina and Patsy, two hard-drinking, drug-taking, completely and outrageously selfish middle-aged women. Their cruel humour focuses on the hypocrisy of today’s society, much to the chagrin of Edina’s more moral and conservative daughter, Saffron.

Yesterday When I Was Mad (Jam & Spoon Mix)

Lyrics
Darling, you were wonderful, you really were quite good
I enjoyed it, though, of course, no one understood
A word of what was going on, they didn’t have a clue
They couldn’t understand your sense of humor like I do

You’re much too kind
I smiled with murder on my mind

You have a certain quality, which really is unique
Expressionless, such irony, although your voice is weak
It doesn’t really matter cause the music is so loud
Of course it’s all on tape, but no one will find out

You hated me too
But not as much as I hated you

You have a certain quality, which really is unique
Expressionless, such irony, although your voice is weak
It doesn’t really matter cause the music is so loud
Of course it’s all on tape, but no one will find out

Then, when I was lonely
I thought again
And changed my mind

Then we posed for pictures with the competition winners
And argued about the hotel rooms, and where to go for dinner
And someone said, “It’s fabulous you´re still around today,
You’ve both made such a little go a very long way”

You have a certain quality, which really is unique
Expressionless, such irony, although your voice is weak
It doesn’t really matter cause the music is so loud
Of course it’s all on tape, but no one will find out

You have a certain quality, which really is unique
Expressionless, such irony, although your voice is weak
It doesn’t really matter cause the music is so loud
Of course it’s all on tape, but no one will find out

Then, when I was lonely
I thought again
And changed my mind

Source: LyricFind
Songwriters: Christopher Lowe / Neil Tennant
Yesterday, When I Was Mad lyrics © Kobalt Music Publishing Ltd.

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